☕ "Espresso Yourself" Bear Barista Tee - Brew-tifully You! ☕

🐻SIP, SMILE, BE UNBEARABLY YOU!🐻

Meet your new coffee companion - our adorable Bear Barista Tee serving up piping hot self-expression! This sweet-but-sassy design features a winking bear crafting your perfect cup, paired with the punny mantra "ESPRESSO YOURSELF" - because life's too short for boring brews OR boring outfits.

Why Coffee Lovers Are Obsessed:
✔ BEARY SOFT FABRIC - 100% Airlume cotton that feels like your favorite well-worn hoodie
✔ PERFECT PUN DELIVERY - For those who take their humor like their coffee - strong and sweet
✔ BARISTA-APPROVED FIT - Relaxed cut ideal for latte art sessions or sofa lounging
✔ CONVERSATION STARTER - Guaranteed to earn smiles at coffee shops and Zoom meetings alike

For Humans Who:
• Speak fluent coffee order ("Venti half-caf with a wink")
• Believe personality should be served at 200°F
• Collect mugs AND dad jokes
• Know their spirit animal is 1/3 caffeine

🧸 Tee Specs:

- Reinforced shoulders (for carrying your espresso addiction)

- Tagless neckline (no itch, just good vibes)

- Breathable fabric (for those extra steamy coffee moments)

Care Instructions (Barista-Approved):
🌡️ Cold wash (like your cold brew obsession)
🌀 Tumble dry low (while practicing your milk frothing)
🔥 Medium iron okay (but wrinkles add character, like coffee stains)

⚠️ Warning: May cause:
→ Spontaneous coffee dates
→ Uncontrollable pun outbreaks
→ Requests for bear hugs

🛒 AVAILABLE IN:

• Classic unisex cut (XS-4XL)

• "Extra Shot" Black or "Vanilla Cream" White

☕ STYLE IT WITH:

- Apron for at-home barista realness

- Jeans and bedhead for "but first coffee" energy

- Actual espresso (mandatory accessory)

Model shown in "I Forgot to Decaf" Heather Grey. Actual barista skills not included - but confidence is!

🎁 PERFECT FOR:
• Coffee shop first dates
• Work-from-home uniform upgrades
• Gifts for your perpetually caffeinated bestie

Brew-tifully imperfect? That's our blend.
Now steaming in your cart!