"BEER:00 On Clock" - The Official Uniform for Off-Duty Happiness

IT'S ALWAYS BEER:00 SOMEWHERE

Say goodbye to the grind and hello to happy hour vibes with our BEER:00 Just Vibing Tee – the ultimate shirt for work warriors turned weekend champions. This playful design mashes up vintage time cards, frosty beer mugs, and bold digital "BEER:00" text – because let’s be real, the best part of adulthood is clocking out.

Why This Tee is Your Spirit Animal:
✔ ULTRA-COMFY COMFORT COLORS® FABRIC – 100% ring-spun, garment-dyed cotton that feels like your favorite well-worn hoodie
✔ HILARIOUS VISUAL STORYTELLING – For those who believe "work-life balance" means surviving Excel sheets to reward yourself with IPAs
✔ RELAXED FIT = ZERO DRAMA – No side seams means no chafing, just pure I’m-off-the-clock energy
✔ 58 COLORS OF CHILL – From "Hangover Gray" to "Weekend Warrior Red" (okay, we made those up – but you get it)

Perfect For:
• Beer enthusiasts who can taste-test a flight blindfolded
• Office escape artists who live for 5:01 PM
• Gift-givers who know happy people deserve happy shirts
• Humans who occasionally wear pants (but prefer not to)

🍻 Tee Specs:

- 6.1 oz medium-weight cotton (sturdy enough for bar naps)

- Double-stitched hems (because some of us hug hard)

- Tubular construction (no side seams = maximum couch-sprawl comfort)

- Ethically made – because good vibes shouldn’t cost the planet

Care Instructions (If You Must):

• Cold wash (like your post-work beer should be)

• Tumble dry low (or air-dry while sipping something cold)

• No ironing (wrinkles = proof of authentic relaxation)

⚠️ Warning:
May cause spontaneous:
→ BBQ invitations
→ "Where’d you get that?!" compliments
→ Sudden urges to call in "happy" tomorrow

🛒 CLICK "ADD TO CART" – YOUR FUTURE SELF (AT BEER:30) THANKS YOU.

🎉 STYLE IT WITH:

• Grill master apron (for "I cook because I care" energy)

• Your last shred of productivity (RIP)

Model shown in Classic White – but 57 other colors await your midlife crisis.